Thumb Wrestling Champions

Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around

Round 1! A ninja versus a wizard

The ninja’s thumb was blurry cause it moves so fast!

But then the wizard summoned a blizzard

The ninja’s thumb froze and the wizard was the winner at last

Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around

Round 2! A teddy Bear versus a Pirate

The pirate had one eye and a thumb made of wood

But Teddy was relaxed and ready

It took one plush push and the wooden thumb was splintered for good

They’re pushin’ their digits to the limits

Pushin’ their digits to the limits

It’s the game for kings and queens

The greatest game there’s ever been

Even if your thumbs are sore…(1,2,3,4)

I declare a thumb war

Round 3 A mummy vs. a pickle

The mummy thought he had it cause pickles can’t move

But the mummy’s thumb was dry and crumby

His thumb turned to dust and the pickle’s ranking improved   

Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around

Round 4…A space slug vs. a sous chef

The slug’s thumb was covered with a bunch of green slime

But the sous chef didn’t feel stress

She dipped her thumb in salt, and the slug’s thumb was down in no time

Pushin' their digits to the limits

Pushin' their digits to the limits

It’s the game for kings and queens

The greatest game there’s ever been

Even if your thumbs are sore…(1,2,3,4)

I declare a thumb war

Final Round! A Sasquatch vs. Abe Lincoln

Abe had no chance against a thumb so vast

But Lincoln’s always thinkin’

He started to speak of great events from the past

Lincoln gave a speech

And Sasquatch fell asleep

He’s pushin’ his digits to the limits

Pushin’ his digits to the limits

Abe’s the champ and honestly

He’s the greatest champ there’ll ever be  

We'll remember him for sure (1,2,3,4)

Cause Abe has won the thumb war!

Pushin' their digits to the limits.. (We’re gonna fight this battle with our thumbs)

Pushin' their digits to the limits (Until the battle is won)

OOOOOOOooooooooo

The greatest game there’s ever been

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo (1,2,3,4)

I declare a thumb war

Suction Cup Shuffle

I’ve got a new dance

It’s fun to do

Come on and gather round

I will teach it to you

It’s a new dance craze

From under the sea

Some of my octopus friends

Taught it to me

It’s a dance you’re gonna love…..

I’ll teach you the Suction Cup Shuffle

An Octopus has 8 legs

I’m sure you know

But even with two

You can move to and fro

So don’t be afraid

It’s simple to do

Just move your arms and legs

And start to groove

I promise it’s not too tough….

I’ll teach you the Suction Cup Shuffle

Now wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) ..POP! POP!!

Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!

Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!

Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle)

It’s a dance you’re gonna love…

I’ll teach you the Suction Cup Shuffle

(Musical interlude)

Now you’re wigglin’ and poppin’

Across the floor

You try to take a break

But you’ll come back for more

When the music plays

You’ll start to wiggle

When everyone is poppin’

you’ll begin to giggle

It’s a dance you’re gonna love

Come on everybody do the Suction Cup Shuffle!

Now wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!

Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!

Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!

Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle)

It’s a dance you’re gonna love….

I’ll teach you the Suction Cup Shuffle

Now wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!

Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle) POP! POP!!

Wiggle wiggle (wiggle, wiggle) POP! POP!!

Wiggle wiggle (wiggle wiggle)

This is a dance you’re gonna love

Come on everybody, do the Suction Cup Shuffle

Doug The Bug

Hi….my name is Doug

I’m a bug

But don’t kick me out

Cause I’ll clean your rug

Your carpet

Smells like an armpit

But I like it

So let me get started

My family

Lives in your ceiling

So I got a feeling

You’ll see a lot of me

I’ll just drop down

Whenever you need me

I’ll clean your carpet

The first one’s a freebie

My name is Doug (Doug, Doug…)

Yes, I’m a bug (bug, bug…)

But don’t kick me out (out, out…)

Cause I’ll clean your rug (rug, rug..)

No matter how dirty (dirty, dirty)

The more crumbs the better (better, better..)

And if you want (and if you want)

I also do sweaters (sweaters, sweaters)

My name is Doug

Yes, I’m a bug

But don’t kick me out

Cause I’ll clean your rug

Your carpet

Smells like an armpit

But I like it

So let me get started

Outside

I love to go outside

It’s always a new adventure

Whatever the weather may be

Any chance I get

To go outside and breathe the fresh air

That’s where I wanna be

(cause) It’s so lovely

When it’s a sunny day

I just can’t wait

To get outside and play…. sooooo

I’m gonna splash splash splash in the ocean

Dance dance dance in slow-motion!

Sing a song to the flowers

Cause it’s so lovely to be outside

I love to go outside

It’s always a new adventure

Whatever the weather may be

Any chance I get

To go outside and breathe the fresh air

That’s where I wanna be

(cause) It’s so lovely

When it’s a rainy day

I just can’t wait

To get outside and play…. sooooo

I’m gonna jump, jump, jump in the puddles

Slide, slide, slide through the mud…

I’ll never use an umbrella

Cause it’s so lovely to be outside

I don’t care if it’s sunny or rainin’

As long as I’m outside, I’m not complainin’

(cause) It’s so lovely

Even on a snowy day

I just can’t wait

To get outside and play…. sooooo

I’m gonna chat chat chat, with a snowman

Make make make snowballs to throw and

Spend all day in my igloooooooo

cause it’s so lovely to be outside

Yes it’s so lovely to be outside…..

That’s right it’s so lovely to be outside…..

Ruby The Tooth Fairy

It’s always so exciting

When you start to lose your teeth

Kids love to see their toothless grins

Sally has been waiting

And waiting for so long

That’s where our story begins

Cause like other kids, Sally will soon see

She’ll need some help from a fairy named Ruby

Oh, my!  My tooth is loose, and it feels so wiggly!

All right!  My tooth is loose, and I’m gettin’ so giggly!

Because this means that for the very first time

The tooth fairy will come for one of mine

And I’m getting so excited just to see

What she’s going to leave for me

So I’m twisting with my fingers

Wiggling with my tongue

I’m gonna keep on working

Until this tooth is sprung

So Sally kept on working

She worked so hard for days

Until it finally happened

On the beach where she plays

As she walked along the shore, she was searching for shells

Her tooth fell in the sand and she began to yell

Oh no!, my tooth is lost, I don’t think it’ll ever be found

Oh rats!, my tooth is lost and my smile has become a frown

Because this means that after all this time

The tooth fairy won’t give me a dime!

And I’m so sad because there will be

Nothing underneath the pillow for me

After seeing Sally’s tears, her mom knew

Exactly what was wrong and what to do

“Have I ever told the tale of the famous fairy sleuth?

There’s no need to worry, she’ll find that lost tooth!

She’s Ruby,  (Ruby) the tooth fairy.

When you’ve got a gap in your grin,

That’s when she steps in.

She’s Ruby, (Ruby) extraordinary

She’s the first one on the scene

She’s the tooth collection queen!

She’s Ruby, (Ruby) the tooth fairy

Any molar malfunction she handles it with ease

Any canine conundrum we need her expertise

Whether searching through the sandbox or on the playground

Ruby is so talented that tooth will be found!

She’s Ruby, (Ruby) the tooth fairy!

Flying through stardust and moonbeams

She’s the one you want on your team,

She’s Ruby, (Ruby) extraordinary!

She’ll never give up her pursuit

So all the kids can get their loot

She’s Ruby…

So don’t be afraid if your tooth is misplaced

It will be alright ‘cause Ruby’s on the case

You can go to sleep Sally without any cares

When you wake in the morning and look under your pillow

You’ll see that Ruby’s been there

Toby The Turtle's Tips

My tests are getting harder and my homework is intense

The numbers don’t add up and the words just don’t make sense

And my parents just keep yelling cause my room is such a mess

Aren’t I too young to have all this stress?

I’m feeling very angry and I don’t know what to do

I have a C in gym and want to quit...well wouldn’t you?

And I find it very difficult to keep on pushing through

How can I change my point of view?

You’ve got to take it slow

You make mistakes if you go too fast, you know

So take a break before you lose control

And you feel like you’ll blow

You gotta take it slow

I’m feeling very lonely and I might begin to cry

I want to make some friends but it seems I’m just too shy

Sometimes it’s overwhelming, I don’t even want to try

Why can’t I go up and just say hi?

And even in class I sit back in no man’s land

And when I know the answer, I’m afraid to raise my hand

This fear is so frustrating, no one seems to understand

Can you help me come up with a plan?

You’ve got to come out of your shell

Keeping yourself hidden doesn’t always go too well

People want to hear the stories you’ll tell

So just be yourself!

And come out of your shell!

I want to ride my bike but I still need my training wheels

No one my age has them, how d’ya think that makes me feel

I’m feeling so ashamed that I can’t ride a bike for real

How did this become such an ordeal

You've got to go your own speed

It just might take some extra time to learn what you need

Just keep at it and then you'll succeed

Maybe even take the lead

You've gotta go your own speed

You’ve got to take it slow (take it slow!)

You make mistakes if you go too fast, you know (don’t ya know to take it slow)

So take a break before you lose control

And you feel like you’ll blow (don’t wanna blow!)

You gotta take it slow

You gotta take it slow

You gotta take it slow

Flower In My Shower

I woke up this morning

I thought i was still dreaming

Walked into the bathroom

Couldn’t believe what I was seeing!

There’s a flower in my shower!

(A lilac to be specific)

More are growing by the hour

Boy, it smells terrific

There’s tiger lilies in my toilet,

And a shrub in my tub

I can’t wait to see what happens

When I rub-a-dub-dub

Ran into the food store

Shopping with my mom

As I stand and look around here

I’m trying to stay calm!!

(cause there’s)

Daffodils in the dairy

Begonias in the bread

Magnolias in the macaroni

They’re so pink and red

Forget-me-nots in the fruit

And violets among the vegetables

Everything smells so good

I bet it tastes incredible

This day has been fantastic

And it’s come as such a surprise

Man, the world is beautiful

With all these flowers in front of my eyes

Went into our office

Time to write some songs

As the door is opened

The fragrance is so strong

There’s bluebells in my banjo

A sunflower in my sax

Buttercups in my bass

Inspire an aromatic track

There’s poppies in the piano

And daisies in the drum

What a symphony of smells

This room has become!

There’s a flower in my shower!

(A lilac to be specific)

More are growing by the hour

boy it smells terrific

There’s tiger lillies in my toilet,

And a shrub in my tub

I can’t wait to see what happens

When I rub-a-dub-dub

Robert Broccoli

He goes to the park everyday

Carrying a broccoli bouquet

And with every bird that comes his way

He shares his florets constantly

Nobody knows whence he came

But we watch him all the same

And we’ve never asked his name

But we call him Robert Broccoli

Oh….Robert Broccoli

How many birds did you feed?

Oh, Robert Broccoli

You give them the greens that they need

There in the snow and the rain

He sits on a bench by the lane

It’s such a sight to explain

A fascinating study in ornithology

He feeds every dove and blue jay

A taste of his broccoli buffet

So they’ll never fly away

Cause they love their friend Robert Broccoli

Oh….Robert Broccoli

How many birds did you feed?

Oh, Robert Broccoli

Why broccoli, and not bird seed??

The Duck Of Whistleburg

NARRATOR:

(spoken) This song is about a town called Whistleburg. It’s not like any other town you’ve been to. You see, the residents of Whistleburg are all animals . They’ve got chipmunks. They’ve got birds. You’d better believe they’ve got horses. And then there’s Monty. He’s the only duck in Whistleburg...but that’s about to change. Our story begins with a game of catch between Monty, his best friend Charlie the Chipmunk, and some of their friends.                

(sung) Once upon a time, in Whistleburg

Some friends were having fun

Charlie threw a ball,and it went in the lake

So the friends thought their game was done.

But luckily, Monty was there,

And only he could save the game.

See, Monty was a mallard and could swim for the ball.

It was his claim to fame

When Monty hit the water,

His friends, they all cheered

But not for him, you see

Another duck had appeared

DEREK:

"Hi everyone, is this your ball?

I saw it fall in the lake

It was out very far, but since I paddle so fast

It was a piece of cake

My name's Derek. I'm new in town.

I'd love to join in and play."

CHARLIE:

"Sure", said Charlie. "You seem really nice.

We hope that you’re here to stay."

NARRATOR

Sung--As Monty walked away

he could hardly believe

there was a new duck in town.

He wished that duck would leave.

See Monty was upset,

'cause up until now

he had been the one and only

duck in the town.

He felt that he was special

He thought he was unique.

He loved being the only one

in town with webbed feet.

He said:

MONTY

"I am the duck of Whistleburg,

I have been for years.

But this new duck's arrival

Has left me with fears.

What if I'm forgotten? What if I'm replaced?

That is a future I just cannot face!"

NARRATOR

Sung--Next week in the choir hall

Monty quacked his solo in a song.

In walked Derek, the new duck in town.

Charlie had invited him along.

CHARLIE

"Monty, do you mind

if Derek does the quacking?

His voice is so deep.

It's the sound we've been lacking."

NARRATOR

Well Monty stood up

And walked to the door.

He turned around and shouted,

MONTY

"I can't take it anymore!

I'm the one who quacks!

I'm the one who swims!

It's not fair that I would be

replaced by him.

Because, I am the Duck of Whistleburg!

I have been for years.

But you don't need me anymore.

Now that Derek is here.                    

I will be forgotten.

For I have been replaced."

CHARLIE

“Wait, don’t you see

That's just not the case!

There's no need to be upset

yell, scream and shout.

We just wanted Derek to feel at home.

We weren't going to leave you out.

See, you're our friend Monty,

but Derek is too.

There's room in this town

for the both of you.

And it's ok for you

to feel pretty strange.

With another duck here,

it's been a big change.

But just because Derek

has come through the door,

it doesn't mean that we don't want you anymore!"

NARRATOR:

(Spoken) Monty sat and thought, then he looked around at his friends, smiled, and said..

MONTY

"Now I see you wanted me

Here all along.

You weren't the ones that left me out.

I was the one who was wrong.

Our hearts aren't so tiny

That they fill up, oh no!

When new friends come along

our hearts make room and grow."

NARRATOR

(sung) And so Monty turned

to Derek and then,

He asked the simple question

MONTY

"Will you be my friend?"

NARRATOR

And as the music played,

They sang for all to hear,

ALL

"We are the ducks of Whistleburg.

We will be for years.

And any new ducks that come along,

will be welcome here!"

Twelve Steps To Eating Your Veggies

Twelve steps to eating your veggies

I hope this helps

I hope this helps

Step 1

Don’t freak out…. you’re gonna get through this

Step 2

Close your eyes….aim your fork so you won’t miss!

Step 3

Hold your nose …what you can’t smell, you cannot taste

Step 4

Hum your favorite tune…  and your veggies will vanish without a trace

Step 5

Say hello to your veggies…. I look forward to working with you

Step 6

Eat it fast……….Don’t think...just chew!

Step 7

Remember, just because it is green, doesn’t make it mean

Step 8

Just pretend you’re a rabbit...they love their green cuisine

Use this information to cure your frustrations

Make eating vegetation one big celebration

Just use our solution to cure your veggie confusion

And make a resolution for a veggie revolution
 

Step 9

People eat veggies everyday….some people think they’re delicious

Step 10

So take a deep breath… and remember… [breath]..   they’re nutritious

Step 11

Remember, even if you don’t like it, you’ll survive

Step 12

So take your first bite and realize…. you’re still alive!!!

You’re still alive

You’re still alive!

I hope this helps

I hope this helps

Soup

Soup is the best thing in the world.