Thumb Wrestling Champions

Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around

 

 

Round 1! A ninja versus a wizard

The ninja’s thumb was blurry cause it moves so fast!

But then the wizard summoned a blizzard

The ninja’s thumb froze and the wizard was the winner at last

 

Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around

 

Round 2! A teddy Bear versus a Pirate

The pirate had one eye and a thumb made of wood

But Teddy was relaxed and ready

It took one plush push and the wooden thumb was splintered for good

 

 

They’re pushin’ their digits to the limits

Pushin’ their digits to the limits

It’s the game for kings and queens

The greatest game there’s ever been

Even if your thumbs are sore…(1,2,3,4)

I declare a thumb war

 

Round 3 A mummy vs. a pickle

The mummy thought he had it cause pickles can’t move

But the mummy’s thumb was dry and crumby

His thumb turned to dust and the pickle’s ranking improved   

 

Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’re the Thumb Wrestling Champion

You’ve got the thumbs that are faster and stronger than any other thumbs around

 

Round 4…A space slug vs. a sous chef

The slug’s thumb was covered with a bunch of green slime

But the sous chef didn’t feel stress

She dipped her thumb in salt, and the slug’s thumb was down in no time

 

Pushin their digits to the limits

Pushin their digits to the limits

It’s the game for kings and queens

The greatest game there’s ever been

Even if your thumbs are sore…(1,2,3,4)

I declare a thumb war

 

Final Round! A Sasquatch vs. Abe Lincoln

Abe had no chance against a thumb so vast

But Lincoln’s always thinkin’

He started to speak of great events from the past’

Lincoln gave a speech

And Sasquatch fell asleep

 

 

He’s pushin’ his digits to the limits

Pushin’ his digits to the limits

Abe’s the champ and honestly

He’s the greatest champ there’ll ever be  

We'll remember him for sure (1,2,3,4)

Cause Abe has won the thumb war!

 

Pushin their digits to the limits.. (We’re gonna fight this battle with our thumbs)

Pushin their digits to the limits (Until the battle is won)

OOOOOOOooooooooo

The greatest game there’s ever been

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo (1,2,3,4)

I declare a thumb war