Robert Broccoli

 

He goes to the park everyday

Carrying a broccoli bouquet

And with every bird that comes his way

He shares his florets constantly?

 

Nobody knows whence he came

But we watch him all the same

And we’ve never asked his name

But we call him Robert Broccoli

 

Oh….Robert Broccoli

How many birds did you feed?

Oh, Robert Broccoli

You give them the greens that they need

 

There in the snow and the rain

He sits on a bench by the lane

It’s such a sight to explain

A fascinating study in ornithology

 

He feeds every dove and blue jay

A taste of his broccoli buffet

So they’ll never fly away

Cause they love their friend Robert Broccoli

 

Oh….Robert Broccoli

How many birds did you feed?

Oh, Robert Broccoli

Why broccoli, and not bird seed??